I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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