You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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