margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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