Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
this just has baby written all over it
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
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