But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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