Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
why is half of my head shaved?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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