I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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