So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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