did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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