You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Randomize
