Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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