he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
