i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
did you just send me my own nude
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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