It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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