i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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