a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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