What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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