Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
bring money and cleavage
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
What happened to fro yo and sex?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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