I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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