i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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