she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
