I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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