the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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