Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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