Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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