I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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