He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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