In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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