Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Randomize
