just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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