you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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