we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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