its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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