How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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