people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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