dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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