I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
birth control should be required to get into college
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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