girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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