don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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