Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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