Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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