Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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