so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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