Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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