Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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