I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Randomize
