hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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