She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
