so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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