so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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